Tim Dylan’s recent appearance on Megan Kelly’s show delivered a merciless takedown of Meghan Markle’s latest ventures. Dylan began by ridiculing Meghan’s Netflix series, calling it “pretentious and boring.” He pointed out that the show’s polished production felt like a self-indulgent echo chamber, steeped in “royalesque” branding but devoid of genuine charm or authenticity. Rotten Tomatoes reviews echoed Dylan’s view, describing the series as a dull exercise for anyone “with spare rooms, lots of money, and not much personality.”

Next, Dylan targeted Meghan’s newly launched lifestyle brand, which prominently features jams, honey, and elderberry‐infused products. He scoffed that “no one needs jam” when there are “no systemic racist problems” being cured by artisanal honey. To Dylan, Meghan’s brand catered exclusively to a “fairy-tale” enclave in Montecito—an area so wealthy it seems disconnected from real-world struggles. Meanwhile, everyday Americans are “waiting by their doors with guns,” he quipped, underscoring a stark contrast between Meghan’s privileged sphere and the chaos many face.

Dylan also exposed the brand’s origins: the entire product line was essentially invented by Netflix as long-form advertising. He noted that, despite generic quality, the items sold out within an hour—a testament to Netflix’s savvy “emotional marketing” rather than genuine demand.

When Meghan announced a new podcast, “Confessions of a Female Founder,” Dylan mocked its supposed focus on entrepreneurship. He argued that wealthy spouses have long launched charities or startups to feel relevant, and Meghan’s effort felt no different. Unlike Joe Rogan’s authentic, off-the-cuff interviews, Dylan suggested Meghan’s polished presentation was “too focused on controlling perception” to ever resonate with a broader audience.

In Dylan’s view, Meghan Markle’s attempts to blend royalty, activism, and commerce come off as contrived. He believes her projects lack the sincerity and relatability necessary to engage people beyond her wealthy circle, leaving critics and consumers alike unmoved.